Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Job Outsourcing

My fellow New Yorkers:

Over the past month, I have had my campaign volunteers go out onto the streets and interview, you, my fellow New Yorkers to find out what issues are on your mind. Your response was one of outrage over the way jobs are being outsourced overseas. My campaign volunteers tell me that you are tired of seeing workers of third world countries being abused and used for the greed of private industry.
I would like all of you to know, that should you elect me as your Congressman, I will work with policy and law makers to ensure that jobs are not outsourced to the poor underprivileged of other countries. I will make it my mission to keep these jobs in America, were the millions of immigrants on our soil can be misused and abused. I urge you to join with me in making a New York a place of equal-opportunity exploitation.

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6 comments:

Damon Dawson said...

I use your photo for throwing knife practice.

I'm just sayin'...

Congressman Nathan Petrelli said...

Please. Don't be a hater. You know that if you were a woman, you would want me as much as your wife does.

Sylar said...

im not a woman n i want u!!!

Congressman Nathan Petrelli said...

Well...Sylar...There is a possibility that I might be a Republican...I think we both know what that means. hee,hee,hee

I made a funny.

Mr. Bennet said...

Despite what I said about your pajama pants, do you think you could fly down here and rescue me from the bad guys. If not, at least send some of those volunteers.

Congressman Nathan Petrelli said...

Well, Mr. Bennet, I have to save Pete first. Brotherly obligation and all that...

I do have a funny feeling that I owe you for something though...

As soon as I save Pete, I'm on my way.

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