I just wanted to take a brief moment to reiterate my commitment to working for a better New York and a better America. I have worked tirelessly on my campaign, and I shall work tirelessly once elected. In order to prove my commitment, I feel like I should recount a recent event in my life.
While preparing a case for the DA's office, I came across evidence of money laundering. This is money that was stolen from you, the hard working citizens of this state. At great personal risk to myself, I felt I should confront these thugs. Sadly, I met with some opposition...
I was fortunate to slip past these men unharmed.However, when I arrived at my hotel room, I had a run in with someone I had met in the past. She was willing to go for my manhood if I didn't give her what she wanted. Fortunately what she was after was easy to provide.
It was a sacrifice to give myself in this manner, but I do it for you…The good citizens of my state, and when elected, I plan on giving it to each of you personally. Oh, Sylar, if the future proves me to be a democrat, we may have something to talk about.
6 comments:
Wow-you are a true leader!
Why...Thank You...I was born and bred for leadership. VOTE PETRELLI
LOVE YA, NATHAN! I considered applying to marry your brother, however as I live on the other side of the country I'm not sure it would work out. Oh well.
VOTE PETRELLI!
Thank you Em. I appreciate your support.
YO!!!!
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Mr. Hawkins:
Such things you say. I feel we are becoming close. Clearly we have a lot in common.
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