Friday, November 9, 2007

I'm getting in a program. I know that's what Pete would want.

Hello to all. I haven’t blogged here in a while. I’ve been devoting most of my blog time to the Burnt Toast Diner. I’ve decided, however, that I need to change things around a bit. I’m not the same man I used to be; and I think my blog should reflect these changes. Over the next few weeks, I’ll get around to explaining what has been going on in my life. Until that time, let me catch you up on a few things. Lately, everyone has been commenting on my drinking problem…as if they wouldn’t drink if they lost their only brother in an explosion. Pishh, whatever.

The silver lining for my problem is... I just found out Peter didn’t die after all…It makes my drinking a little pointless. Of course, now I’ve developed this problem with it and even worse than that, I’ve been having extreme moments of emo. I think I was subconsciously channeling Pete…My little Pete. SQUEE!!! He is alive! Muhaaaa. I love the world right now! Naturally, I can’t allow Petey to see me like this, so I’m going to my first AA meeting tonight. If I’m lucky, I’ll run into that saucy vixen Niki, but she just injected herself with a virus (to save me of course) so she may be a too busy to go to do the AA thing. All isn’t lost though. I’ve got my handy name tag to help me connect with people. It’s quite the ice breaker. If I had known there were so many chicks in AA, I would have signed up a long time ago.

14 comments:

Niki Sanders said...

Well. I have to get my temperature taken at 7, take some meds, blog a little, babysit Mohinder and then MAYBE I can sneak out to your meeting. I may have to drag Mohinder with me. But if not...I'll be in my room...sans the IV. *wink, wink*

Claire B said...

Super Cute Uncle Peter is alive? Whoa! Lets go see him! Can we? can we?

Mr. Bennet said...

Just don't become the over-achieving jerk you were before.

Congressman Nathan Petrelli said...

Niki, That Mohinder can be a buzz kill, def. ditch him and I'll meet you in your room later.

Claire, I'm making as many indimidating threats to Bob as I can to help find out where Peter is at the moment.

B', I don't see what you have against over achieving. Other than the fact that you seem incapable of it. I mean, really...Paper salesman.

Adam Monroe said...

Hmmm...you are quite attractive. Not bad at all, I must say. Not that I'm humbled in the least.

Oh, and Petey says hello.

Congressman Nathan Petrelli said...

Why must I be taunted by words from my missing Petey. Where is he sir? I demand to know!

Veronica Leon said...

I love your tag =)
So.... now you're single. Sweet.
Good look with the Pete quest-thing.

Congressman Nathan Petrelli said...

why...yes I am single miss veronica. Single and looking, if you know what I mean.. ;o)

Professor Xavier said...

If there's one thing I've learned after all my years of indulgence, it's that if you embrace it, it's not a problem. The downside is all in your head. My advice - just ignore it and keep drinking.

Congressman Nathan Petrelli said...

Well, Hot Wheels, I knew one day something wise was going to pop out of your head. hee, heee, hee. I made a funny. hee, hee, hee

Heidi Petrelli said...

Honey,
You haven't signed the divorce papers yet.
Which reminds me, where is Peter? I miss him, we used to spend days and nights together.

Congressman Nathan Petrelli said...

I'm not speaking to you Heidi. You didn't believe me when I came clean with you about my special abilities...what do you mean you used to see Peter day and night?

Heidi Petrelli said...

Heavens sake Nathan, who else was I supposed to hang out with? It wasn't as if you were around.
Peter and I are BFFS!
Now, be a good husband and follow those 12 steps.

Heidi Petrelli said...

Honey,
Are you in Purgatory again?
What am I going to tell Simon and Monty
Btw, turns out Noah B. and I used to date in High school!

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